Hey, you got a little schmutz on the side of your face… No, no, to the left… My left.
Hey, you got a little schmutz on the side of your face… No, no, to the left… My left.
Are you ready for an emotional gut punch!?… No? Too late! 🥊
Now all y’all best be guarding your crotches even more! 🦵 🦵
And the green thing will take care of it because of “Nurture”
And she’ll have an order of a bacon slider, an Italian grinder, and an apple cider before the day stops getting any brighter.
i dont get it
Remember: the prettier the mushroom, the more of a high you get!
DISCLAIMER: That was a joke! Do not eat colorful mushrooms, FNF people!
ADDENDUM:…Okay, not just color, but shape and size too. 😖
Every year we have a whole bunch of cases of mushroom poisoning in my country, because people confuse champignons with death caps... XD
Mice serve this bar yet the manager has the gall to offer peanuts as bar snacks rather than cheese!? What a rip!
Think of it that way: There is no cheese to offer, it has already been eaten? d:
Would you feed it the burger? 🍔
<YES> <YESN’T>
No! No! No! You see, you got it all wrong! It’s an ADULT happy meal with a famous Cactus Plant Flea Market brand toy inside!
What’s Cactus Plant Flea Market?… I don’t fucking know, but it’s famous!
She’s been in that cone for so long, it’s a wonder why she hasn’t completely melted by now!
nanomachines, son.
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Joined on 8/17/20