So the text reads “No boobs, only eyes”, but I have to read the shirt. But if I read the shirt, I’m also looking at her boobs, thus breaking the shirt’s rule. But if I don’t look, then I can’t see what the shirt’s saying, and all I’m left with is indecipherable text on the corner of my eye, thus making me want to see what the text says… But then I read it and the text says “No boobs, only eyes”, which then means-